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A
big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood. |
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A big bug bit the little beetle but
the little beetle bit the big bug back.
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A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed
biscuit box.
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A
flea and a fly in a flue;
'Let's flee!' said the fly, 'Let's fly!' said the flea, so they flew through a flaw in the flue. |
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A
skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk
stunk.
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6
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A
tutor who tooted a flute tried to teach two teachers to toot. Said the two to
the tutor: 'Is it harder to toot or tutor two tutors to toot?'
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7
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Amidst
the mists and coldest frosts, with barest wrists and stoutest boasts, he
thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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8
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Any
noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
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9
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Around
the ragged rock, the ragged rascal ran.
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10
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Betsy
buy a bit of butter
She mix batter with butter But, the butter tasted bitter To have better batter She buy a better butter to make the batter. |
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Betty
Botter bought some butter, 'But' she said, 'this butter's bitter. If I bake
this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better
butter - that would make my batter better'. So Betty Botter bought a bit of
butter, better than her bitter butter and she baked it in her batter and the
batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better
butter.
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12
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Black
bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black
bug bit?
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Brad’s
big black bath brush broke.
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14
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Bug bit a big black bear. But where is
the big black bear that the big black bug bit?
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15
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Can
you can a can as a canner can can a can?
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Esau
Wood sawed wood. Esau Wood would saw wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau
Wood would saw. In other words, all the wood Esau saw to saw, Esau sought to
saw. Oh, the wood Wood would saw! And, oh the wood-saw with which Wood would
saw wood! But one day, Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood and thus the wood
Wood sawed was not the wood Wood would saw if Wood's wood-saw would saw wood.
Now, Wood would saw wood with a wood-saw that would saw wood, so Esau sought
a saw that would saw wood. One day, Esau saw a saw saw wood as no other
wood-saw Wood saw would saw wood. In fact, of all the wood-saws Wood ever saw
saw wood, Wood never saw a wood-saw that would saw wood as the wood-saw Wood
saw saw wood would saw wood, and I never saw a wood-saw that would saw as the
wood-saw Wood saw would saw until I saw Esau Wood saw wood with the wood-saw
Wood saw saw wood. Now Wood saws wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood.
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Fickle
Ickle picked pickles, harvest quickle with a sickle. Flickle Ickle tickled
Fickle, Fickle countered with a tickle. But Flickle Ickle's never tickled,
for she tickles ticklers with a kickle to fickle Fickle Ickle's back.
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18
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Freshly
fried fresh flesh.
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19
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Fried
Fish Fingers
Fish Fingers Fried Fingers Fish Fried Fried Fingers Fish |
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Fuzzy
Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasnt really fuzzy was
he?
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21
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How much wood could a wood chopper
chop, if a wood chopper could chop wood?
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22
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If
a shipshape shipshop tocks six shipshape shop-soiled ships, how many
shipshape shop-soiled ships would six shipshape ship shops stock?
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23
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I
need not your needles, they're needless to me;
For kneading of noodles, 'twere needless, you see; But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed, I then should have need of your needles indeed. |
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I present "Copyright
Explained!"
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. You can write good and copyright but copyright doesn't mean copy good - it might not be right good copy, right? Now, writers of religious services write rite, and thus have the right to copyright the rite they write. Conservatives write right copy, and have the right to copyright the right copy they write. A right wing cleric might write right rite, and have the right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before the copyright would be right. Then it might be copy good copyright. Should Thom Wright decide to write, then Wright might write right rite, which Wright has a right to copyright. Copying that rite would copy Wright's right rite, and thus violate copyright, so Wright would have the legal right to right the wrong. Right? Legals write writs which is a right or not write writs right but all writs, copied or not, are writs that are copyright. Judges make writers write writs right. Advertisers write copy which is copyright the copy writer's company, not the right of the writer to copyright. But the copy written is copyrighted as written, right? Wrongfully copying a right writ, a right rite or copy is not right. |
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I
saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw.
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26
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I
slit the sheets. The sheets I slit are on the slitted sheets I slit.
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27
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I
thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I
thought.
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28
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I
wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch
wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
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If
Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
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I'm
not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,
And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late. |
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Imagine
an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie. |
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Many
an anemone sees an enemy anemone.
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33
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Mr.
Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn and twirl and
trick to learn the letter T.
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34
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Nine
nice night nurses nursing nicely.
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35
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Old
oily Ollie oils old oily autos.
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36
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Once
a fellow met a fellow in a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow: if a
fellow asked a fellow, could a fellow tell a fellow what a fellow means?
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37
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One
big bug bled blue blood while the other big bug bled black.
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38
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One
smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they all felt smart. |
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One-One
was a racehorse.
Two-Two was one, too. When One-One won one race, Two-Two won one, too. |
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Paul
and Paula went to Peter's Pizza Parlour
Paul likes to eat pizza Paula likes to eat pasta Paul and Paula liked to pepper their pasta and pizza with pepper |
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Peter
Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick? |
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Pick
your pretty panties, pouting Paula, per your pleasure if you please prick,
your petty pokes perturb my patience, not appease.
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Sally
is selling see shells by the see shore
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44
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Sam's
shop stocks short spotted socks.
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45
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Selfish
shellfish.
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46
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Send
toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.
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47
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Shall
the selfish shellfish sell fish?
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48
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She
says she sells seashells on the seashore as she sees the sun is shining.
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49
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She
sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I’m sure she sells seashore shells. |
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She
sells sea shells on the sea shore, the shells she sells are sea shore shells
for sure.
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51
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Sheila
uttered a sharp shrill shriek and shrunked from the shrivelled form that
slumbered in the shadows.
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52
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Shy
Shelly says she shall sew sheets.
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53
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Six
short slow shepherds.
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54
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Six
sticky sucker sticks.
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55
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Swan
swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim! Swan swam back again Well swum, swan! |
56
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The
blue bluebird blinks.
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57
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The
sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick so six slick sheiks sold six sick
sheep six silk sheets.
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58
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Three
free throws.
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59
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Three
gray geese in the green grass grazing.
Gray were the geese and green was the grass. |
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Three
Swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched Swiss witch-bitches, watch
three Swiss witch Swatch watch switches. Which Swiss witch-bitch, which
wishes to be a switched Swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which Swiss witch
Swatch watch switch.
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Three switched witches watch
three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch
watch switch?
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62
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Three
tree toads tied together tried to trot to town
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63
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Tie
twine to three tree twigs.
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64
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Two
witches had two watches. Which watch did which witch watch?
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65
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Vincent
vowed vengeance very vehemently.
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66
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We
surely shall see the sun shine soon.
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67
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Which
witch wished which wicked wish?
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68
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Which
wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?
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69
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While
we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows
with warm washing water.
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You've
no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight, For a night-light's light's a slight light, And tonight's a night that's light. When a night's light, like tonight's light, It is really not quite right To light night-lights with their slight lights On a light night like tonight. |